Ten Things I Hate About Heath Ledger's Death
1. The Joker won't be back for another Batman movie, or they'll cast some shithead like Hayden Christensen to play him.
2. His daughter, Matilda, has no father.
3. Michelle Williams looks terrible in black.
4. No Brokeback sequel.
5. That he actually outlived Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan actually outlived him.
6. The fact that his body was discovered by a masseuse, which has a very Jackie Collins ring to it.
7. No more actors named "Heath".
8. He was a great actor.
9. He was a human being.
10. I'm going to cry even harder next time I watch Brokeback.
This is so fucking sad.
Okay, this is even sadder: I just had an accidental nap while watching I Know Who Killed Me (blame cold medicine, not Lindsay!) and I woke up convinced that Ledger's death was a brilliant viral marketing ploy by the Batman people.
And really, with shit like Cloverfield and all the Joker sites out there, can you blame me? Not to mention this:
Indeed.
Labels: Batman, Brokeback Mountain, death, Heath Ledger
posted by campbloodbuzz at
5:36 PM
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5. That he actually outlived Bob Dylan.
I think you mean that Bob Dylan outlived him.
Sorry to nitpick.
If you edit the entry and delete this comment, no one will be any the wiser.
Not nitpicky at all -- so right, and fixed. Bad enough that this knee-jerk reaction was in questionable taste in the first place, but I could at least have gotten the irony right...
Thanks.
Jesus. Can you hear yourself? Its eerily similar to that Chris Croker (or however you spell his name) situation. Take a step back and get some perspective, he was a guy you didn't know, who died under very mysterious circumstances which the police, his friends and family, and the media at large, don't think you were a close of relation to tell the truth to.
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