It's back: Halloween Costumes from Hell!
Ladies and germs, I'm thrilled to unveil this year's collection of Halloween costumes that never should have seen the black-light of day. For the 6th consecutive year, I've trolled the Internet for the most ill-advised party outfits out there so that we might collectively laugh at the poor judgment, taste, and overall fitness of others.
"But Buzz," you might coo, "these people are just out to have fun and don't deserve our ridicule. Can't you just leave them be?"
To that I say, just look at the douchebag above. He's perfectly happy with his Virginia Tech shooting victim outfit, his mini hoop earrings and the finest escort the greater Dallas area has to offer, so he doesn't really need our sympathy.