Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Himbo Alert(s): "A Perfect Getaway" and its perfect pecs

Timothy Olyphant in A Perfect Getaway

Last night I caught a screening of the under-the-RADAR thriller A Perfect Getaway, starring Milla Jovovich, Steve Zahn and Timothy Olyphant as hikers in Hawaii or something ... I don't know, I was drunk. (Kidding, my full review will be up later.)

For now, I just wanted to point out that this movie has six things going for it, for the purposes of the Camp: Namely, the perky, sun-kissed man-teats of Timothy Olyphant, Steve Zahn, and Chris Hemsworth.

Steve Zahn

Yes, I just objectified the ratty little guy from Reality Bites and Happy, Texas, who it turns out can rock a tank-top with the best of them. These are dark, dark days in which we are living, my friends.

Olyphant with Kiele Sanchez

Seriously, this movie has more tanned beef than a leather jacket wholesaler. Olyphant (who has been a major crush since he ruined Santa hats for me FOREVER back in Go) has never looked better and is a swaggering, sexy force that gives the stunning tropical locales a run for their pretty penny. And what's more, he gives us a pretty fancy ass shot that will no doubt put an end to the debate as to whether men without tan lines are sexy (they officially are).

Chris Hemsworth and Zahn

Ozzie Hemsworth, a Home and Away vet who hasn't done much Stateside but will appear in Joss Whedon's The Cabin in the Woods and the Red Dawn remake and has been cast as the title character in a little comic book movie called Thor, is ... well, he can pretty much throw me over his shoulder, drag me back to his cave and make a rug out of me or something, because I'm defenseless against this kind of rugged awesomeness.

Okay, maybe not a rug, but a nice set of placemats? Or tea towels?

Pre-rugged Hemsworth, aka Ryan Kwanten 2.0

Anyway, if you're up for some serious beefcake, you might want to check this one out because these guys seriously spend most of the movie airing out their gutters. Here's the trailer, and be sure to check back for my full review!

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Anonymous Oracle said...

I've always found Steve Zahn to be oddly appealing. He was in this otherwise completely retarded movie called Saving Silverman. His naked yoga scene totally saved that entire film. *cough*plow position*cough*

Isn't Hemsworth the guy that payed Kirk's dad in the recent Star Trek reboot? I'd never seen him in anything else, but the moment I laid eyes on him I was like, "WHO is THAT?!? And, more importantly, why isn't he nekkid?"

I'll close with an awkward confession, because . . . why the Hell not? It so happens that I have offered my hand in marriage to La Olyphant several times over the years thru fan mail. Sadly, I have yet to hear back.

August 5, 2009 4:03 PM  
Blogger campbloodbuzz said...

Yes - Hemsworth did play Kirk's dad in this "Star Trek" movie you mention (now why do I know that name ...). Didn't see it, myself - twas good?

Not to get overly political, but both Olyphant and Zahn played gay early in their careers (Olyphant in "Broken Hearts Club" and Zahn in "Reality Bites"), which does endear them to me even more. I'm such an easy mark!

August 5, 2009 4:31 PM  
Anonymous Oracle said...

Ja, es ist gut.

If for no other reasons than Karl Urban's awesomesauce, Zack Quinto's DSLs and Chris Pine's . . . uh, everything. Particularly, his bountiful (and very prominently featured) nugget pouch.

Seriously, the young Pine's cup runneth over.

August 5, 2009 8:47 PM  
Anonymous Stella said...

I clearly remember Zahn playing a young gay man in RB. I also remember Olyphant in "Broken Hearts Club" with John Mahoney and others. I actually liked both of those movies. They were not great cinematic pieces of work but I found them interesting.
My love for Mr. Olyphant will continued to buoyed by his new show, Lawman. I cannot get enough of this man. However, I don't think I'll be swayed to see "A Perfect Getaway" after the review given. I'll catch it on DVD or premium cable.

August 10, 2009 4:13 PM  
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