| Helloween
6: Their dignity was the first to die |
| Their
Sarah Palin Costume Was at the Dry Cleaners
Here we are, folks
-- another installment in our annual celebration of some of the worst
Halloween costumes imaginable. Some of these are actually available for
purchase on the Internets -- though I'll be damned if I'm going to tell
you where. For winners (losers?) from past years, check out 2007,
2006, 2005,
2004
and 2003.
(Have I really been doing this that long? Bugger me!)
Enjoy! |
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Jocelyn Wildenstein
Someone took the "cougar" craze a little too literally for his
own good.
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Elvis' Cameltoe
"Hunk-a hunk-a burnin' nutsack!"
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Swarm of Douchebags
Seriously, I don't know what the fuck these people are doing, or even
if they're in costumes. I just hate them.
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Charles Durning
Because what kid doesn't want to dress as the creepy pedophile mailman
from Dark Night of the Scarecrow?
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Air Freshener
Looks like pine, smells like poo.
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Katrina
Survivor
Thank God he's in blackface, or this would just be offensive. |
Willy Wonka
Charlie and the Chocolate Starfish
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The Twin Towers
Does this mean we get to set these assholes on fire? |
Virginia Tech Shooting Victim (with Whore)
I
would say you're going to hell for this but you're apparently already
there. |
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Stink-Face Chewbacca
Han Solo is starting to regret ever letting Chewie see Napoleon Dynamite.
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"Down for the Count"
You're right, anyone lame enough to wear this probably would think that
getting a bj from a blowup doll would be thumbs-up material.
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Steve Irwin 2.0
Let's face it, when Bindi dreams of Daddy in a better place, this is what
she sees.
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Gary
Glitter
And I'm not just being smart here, I think that's really what this guy
is. As in, the actual Gary Glitter. |
Hobo
Ghost
Oh just fuck off. |
Douchebag
in a Bottle
One of your wishes should involve antibiotics. |
Poopie Shorts
You
don't need me on this one.
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Woopie Cushion Baby
Why
do I feel like most of the individuals who would actually buy this don't
need any added encouragement to accidentally sit on their children?
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Ven-Ummm
Well,
black is slimming...
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