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Dark Night of the Scarecrow   1981
Charles Durning , Larry Drake, Jocelyn Brando
Awesome!! Creepy, touching, disturbing, and genuinely scary, Dark Night of the Scarecrow would have a special place in my heart even if I hadn’t first seen it as a 6-year-old in Iowa, where I literally had a cornfield in my backyard (which no doubt made for emotional scarring that years of booze have yet to correct). This fantastically economical revenge tale involves the fate of poor Bubba Ritter, a mentally handicapped man who is best friends with the young Williams girl. When the girl is badly injured in a dog attack, Bubba is hunted down in the cornfield (where his mother has instructed him to disguise himself as a scarecrow) by a gang of men led by the monumentally slimy Charles Durning, the local postman, who exhibits an unhealthy fixation on the Williams girl’s friendship with Bubba. The men kill Bubba in cold blood, the girl recovers to reveal that Bubba had nothing to do with her attack (and indeed saved her life), and the men get off scot-free with a self-defense plea (they had planted a pitchfork in Bubba’s cold, dead hands), and it looks like justice will not be served to the grieving Williams girl and Mrs. Ritter (Mommie Dearest’s Jocelyn Brando – “Barbara, please!!”) until a scarecrow starts popping up in the fields of the killers and offing them one by one. Needless to say, this is some scary shit, particularly if you live in an area with scarecrows – but even recent viewing reinforced just how solid the filmmaking is here: great locations, deliberate camerawork and staging, excellent performances, and some seriously nasty shocks (a man being dropped into a woodchipper; the revelation of Durning’s pedophilic tendencies; a surprise accidental death) keep the mood dark and tense and the action riveting. Robert Lyons, who plays Skeeter, has the most perfect teeth I’ve ever seen on a redneck gas station attendant (he also appears in the excellent Death Car on the Freeway and 10 to Midnight), but it’s Durning who really bares his fangs here, turning in an inspired performance as one of the most legitimately infuriating characters I’ve ever seen – you’ll be begging for him to get it by the end.
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