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CampBlood Homo Horror Features: So Readable They Hurt

 

Evil Children    

I think we would all agree that even non-evil children are a pain in the ass to have around, or at least a cause for moderate concern. But when the little buggers are the henchmen of the devil, they become doubly annoying. Drawing on a rich tradition of snarling, hate-filled youngsters, these MOTWs play on our natural fear of the next generation by making them tiny, angel-faced executioners. Somebody needs a Time Out!

Fulfilling her destiny of complete world domination -- cuteness! I mean cuteness! Please don't hurt my cats.
(Dakota Fanning)