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Yes, ladies – lip gloss was once considered the height of fashion, and was not simply edible wax for teenage girls with eating disorders. Beautifully balanced by a mane of blown-out hair and a linebacker-sized set of shoulderpads, lip gloss was the wet, shiny core of any glamour woman’s head-area, and drove all men into a frenzy with its subtle reference to vaginal moisture and the faint scent of strawberries.