CampBlood
Homo Horror Features: So Readable They Hurt
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Vera
Miles, Robert Stack In this creepy story set at what could be a haunted ranch, Miles and Stack play an over-sexed older couple who, along with their spunky daughter, are set upon by a strange assortment of incidents, including horses that freak out, dresses that move on their own, and a sauna-trapping that brings us the glorious sight of a remarkably well-preserved Miles in a swimsuit and wedgies fighting to escape a locked steamroom. While the ending is a wee bit disappointing considering the excellent, creepy buildup (some of the scenes outside at nite are genuinely scary), this is still one of the best. Extra points for featuring one of my favorite lines of all time: Q:“Can I ask you a favor?”; A:“Blonde or brunette?”! |
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