CampBlood.org Features: Valentines!

CampBlood Homo Horror Features: So Readable They Hurt

CampBlood.org Valentines!

I'm thrilled to be able to present to you a series of original CampBlood.org Valentines, the perfect seasonal tidings for horror homos and their unlucky victims. Nothing says "Gay Panic" like a "You Drive Me Wild" Wolfman card, and any LUG worth her salt can be swayed for an extra semester with a "You're Finger-Lickin' Good" Vamp Girl greeting! I'm here to help, people. Just go with it.

NYC-based artist/illustrator (and close personal friend) Andy Swist has been so kind as to design and create these wonderfully nasty tidings. God love the sick little bugger -- for more on him, check out andyswist.com.

Now that that's sorted...

Homo Horror Valentines!

It's easier than a trip to Hallmark and you won't walk out with 3 pounds of chocolate. All you gotta do is:

1. Pick one of the 3 designs (as shown below). Click on the link below the pic to open the .pdf (the .pdf will have 4 cards of the same design per page).

2. Pop a piece of cardstock or high-bond paper into your fancy color printer.

3. After you print your card, flip the paper over, put it back into the paper input, and print the BACK onto the back of the page.

4. Follow the easy cutting guides (make sure to use round-tipped scissors if you're... well, one of "those kids").

5. Fill out the backs of the cards, slip them into your victims' pockets/bags/kitchen drawers/baby strollers, and watch the magic happen!