Blood Work! “True Blood” vlog 3.11: WHERE’S MY F*CKING WHISKEY!??!
In one of our most ill-advised moves to date, Andy and I take a tip from rapidly unspooling shapeshifter barman Sam Merlotte and decide to get completely wasted before recording this week’s True Blood recap. SPOILER: One of us an angry drunk, but the other one is a cuddler!
Anyway, this week’s True Blood was all [...]
Bits & Pieces: “Shark Night 3D”, Bill Compton’s Cocksock, and more!
Remember the last time we had 3D sharks? (From Jaws 3D)
Here’s a selection of newsworthy items for you horror nuts…
A movie called Shark Night 3D (also referred to asĀ “Shark Knight 3D” elsewhere in the same article) begins shooting later this month, starring the gay ghosthunter kid from Supernatural (Dustin Milligan), the rape-ee from Last [...]
First Bite: “True Blood” 3.11: “I don’t know if God’s on board for this”
Carrie Preston as Arlene Fowler
Last night’s True Blood was a whirlwind of babymommadrama, V comedowns, and vampire political intrigue. Plus, Sookie got treated like a rented blood bag.
Our full Blood Work! video recap will be up later this week, but for now let’s talk highlights, shall we?
Some of my favorite moments, after the jump…
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Check Out the “FanTAAAASTIC!” Russell Edgington Paper Doll!
In case you missed the Twitstorm yesterday, my partner-in-crime Andy Swist has uploaded the next entry in his True Blood-inspired paper doll collection, and it’s none other than riding coat-wearing, dead-lover-decantering ancient vampire Russell Edgington!
And yes, folks: Looks like this Russell is a boxers kind of vamp.
Like the other dolls in the collection, Russell (played [...]
“True Blood” 3.11 Preview Clips, and This Week’s Cocktail!
Okay, I gotta say that I’ve watched the first of the preview clips below about 10 times already and can’t stop laughing at the bit when Sam yells “Jesus Christ, you’re ugly!” at one of his customers. I want it as my ringtone.
So in honor of Sam’s whiskey bender and Arlene’s continuing customer service ineptitude, [...]










