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CampBlood “House of Horrors” Ep. 3: Cannibal Thanksgiving!

Nov 24 2009 by Buzz
Filed In: Arts & Crafts, CampBlood House of Horrors, Movies, Video

HoH3MeatFace

I’m delighted to unveil the newest, bloodiest episode of House of Horrors, our horrifically helpful home projects show. This time around we tackle the tradition of the family meal, and present a recipe that is a cheap and easy alternative to roast Thanksgiving turkey: A Turkey Meat Face!

HoH3Tim

Along the way we look at family meals from some of our favorite horror movies (Serial Mom, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Cannibal Holocaust) and of course have a silly good time. I’m joined for the meaty fun by cartoonist and illustrator Tim Piotrowski (the Glitch series, Kool Aid Gets Fired), who shares some helpful tips on working with very sharp knives.

HoH3Humbert

We hope you enjoy and have a great Thanksgiving, no matter whom you wind up having for dinner. Click through the jump for the video and links related to this episode’s recipe!

Turkey Meat Loaf Recipes (a few – any will work, just adjust to be 1.5 lbs ground turkey):

Emeril Lagasse

Ina Garten

Rachael Ray

And I got the inspiration for the provolone skin from the nuts at notmartha.org. Thanks!

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Tags: Cannibal Holocaust, cannibals, comics, gore, House of Horrors, Rocky Horror, Serial Mom, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Thanksgiving, Tim Piotrowski, Video

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There are 13 Comments to "CampBlood “House of Horrors” Ep. 3: Cannibal Thanksgiving!"

  • Matt Matt says:
    November 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Brilliant! I’m feeling inspired to make a vegetarian nut loaf variation!!

    Reply
    • Buzz Buzz says:
      November 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm

      “Nut loaf” manages to sound even more sinister than “Meat face’!

      Reply
  • impala impala says:
    November 24, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    love it!

    Reply
  • James James says:
    November 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    That turned out awesome!

    Reply
  • wheezer wheezer says:
    November 24, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    This would be a great project to do with kids. Another kick ass episode….well done, Brian and Andy!

    Reply
    • Andy Andy says:
      November 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm

      Tim and Brian are the real stars this time. I just muscled my way into this episode. ;)

      Reply
    • Buzz Buzz says:
      November 25, 2009 at 3:23 pm

      Oooh, good idea – although it’s much harder to wrap a kid in provolone, isn’t it? ;)

      Thanks!

      Reply
  • Glitchworks » I’m gonna be a star! Glitchworks » I’m gonna be a star! says:
    November 24, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    [...] Here it is. [...]

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  • White Label White Label says:
    November 25, 2009 at 1:37 am

    Very enjoyable. Aside from the facial features, sounds tasty, too. Reminds me of Meat Cake.

    I appreciated the double entendres, and I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who loves Serial Mom.

    Reply
  • KateBee KateBee says:
    November 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    I love Humbert!

    Reply
  • CampBlood Blog | Horror movie news, reviews and ooze from a picky sissy. CampBlood Blog | Horror movie news, reviews and ooze from a picky sissy. says:
    November 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    [...] have a feeling that someone at that Turkey Day Party might have brought one of these for the table, [...]

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  • George George says:
    November 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Turkey meatloaf is one of my favorite things to cook. I wrap mine in prosciutto of pancetta (thanks Giada de Laurentiis). Its amazing. It ends up looking a lot like roasted skin, so that might be a nice alternative to the provolone!

    Reply
  • Durnil Chelsey Durnil Chelsey says:
    November 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Hey everybody, it’s Thanksgiving Day! I’m enjoying my extra day off, and I am planning to make something fun that will probably involve a bike ride and seeing something new in Benton I haven’t seen yet.
    You write new post at Thanksgiving?

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