Gawker pointed out today that television’s most haunted property just went back on the market. I guess the owners either died in the basement or got tired of those little ginger shits stealing their hubcaps.
What I find really fascinating about the listing is how closely the show replicated the house’s interior in its sets. Very impressive!
I wonder if whoever buys the house has to put up with Connie Britton running in the front door with a bloody crotch every few months? I understand she takes her roles very seriously.
Also, guys – I’ve seen tonight’s episode (“Birth”) and it’s completely batshit crazy, yet manages to tie together a bunch of seemingly unrelated threads from the season. I won’t give away anything more but it’s totally fucked up and utterly genius.
Anyway, I could go for a $4.5 million stocking-stuffer, couldn’t you? No need to wrap it!
It would be worth the price just to have the devious fun of scaring the shit out of any fans who would try to break in or camp out in the front yard. They want a scare? I would give ‘em one (maniacal laughter).
Murderous ghosts or not, it’s a damn good looking house! I’d totally buy it if I had that kinda cash to sling around.