…Seriously, who was that squat little Sharon Osborne moppet in need of Vaseline at the vamp authority council table?! Is the feral toddler hers? She lights up my life.
Speaking of lighting up: escaped marines who jerk off to housefires, redhaired sluts (Maxine: “I’mma bake you a pie!”), and conversations with an early nineteen-hundredth madam. She’s off the clock. And looking great. Though didn’t you half expect Darla and Drusilla to flank her sides in period wear?
Chomp:
- Tara speaks! More so, she can converse! And gets burned, hysterically, by that ol’ liquid silver. Glad she ran because Lafayette wuh gonna stake that hooka.
- Arlene wakes up to Terry pulling some serious Shining shit…
- Nigel the baby-eater is precious. Sorry about those UV lights.
- Carla Gugino, call your agent, quick. New vamp lady Salome got you pegged!
- Twenty-thou for Jason‘s ass? Jess…
- Did Andy steal a vial of happystuff?
- Bring on the Lillith lore. All of it. Covered in milk. With just a hunk more of Meloni.
- Martha pleads Alcide and the shifters. She’s kinda desperate. I kinda still love her.
- Scaly Russell!
- Bottom line: Sam looked drop-dead in that tattered zip-up hoodie.
The writers are (fortunately) milking their new gayby Newlin for as many jokes as possible. I’m sure in an ep or two it’ll get old, but for right now: His jiggly entrance to that co-ed party: “HAAAAAAAAY!!!”
You dig?
Absolutely I expected Darla and Dru to run in to save the day, but it was William, I mean Sp… Eric who saved her. We all know where it’s going but curious to see how it gets there. But I must say that for once, since season 2, I’m most curious about Tara’s story. Even moreso now that it actually is about her and not a Maenad. I’m
Not nor have I ever been a fan of vampire politics from rice to blood to twilight. I’m hoping they combine Quinn and Alcide’s characters this season and that he and Sookie get it on, cause out of the 4 interests she’s had… Alcide is the hottest. Also, looks like maybe Claude comes in next week. Looking forward to that. How many vamps have fed on Sookie now? 4? Eric, Bill, Russel, and Tara. She’s so easy. But even with the Authority being Introduced and Tara being cognitive now… Jessica is still my favorite vampire… It melted my heart that she didn’t sell Jason to the Rev, even though they aren’t anything “serious” as a couple. I definately would pick her for my team over Bill or Eric any day. Plus don’t we remember how she kicked some werewolf ass in season 3? Actually I would pick Jessica and Buffy. That’s my team.
Additionally… Shame on the rev for pretending to be a STRAIGHT American Vampire Christian… Can I count the oxymorons!
Yes, bring on Lilith. I’ve been wanting to see her since about season 2.
I’m so glad they didn’t go Bubba with Tara. I thought they would, at first, though Alan Ball said he thought the ‘Bubba’ character would be too camp for the show. But then I imagined Tara doing a Forrest Gump impression and I really wished they wouldn’t. I always preferred pissed Tara to quivering chin Tara.
I’m thinking Nora is backstabbing Eric. Something about that whole ceremony where they dragged her out while she yelled, ‘I’m innocent!’ seemed staged to me.
And how cute is puppy Emma? Yes, if she is a Werewolf and not a Shifter who took wolf form, she can rip your face off, but she’s cute.
Nobody should imagine Rutina Wesley pulling a Forrest Gump.
Nobody.
Darla and Dru. Done. I would KILL to hear Angelus do that shitty Irish accent again…
I’m hoping Tara goes back to reclaim her job at the Super Save-A-Bunch with her new, enlightened attitude. Or do vampires wear togs? Well done, Rossbecca!!
I remember how bad DB’s accent was and people said Doyle’s was fake! Glen Quinn (poor guy RIP) was born in Ireland. Wasnt Valentina as Salome very intriguing? She didnt answer Fuck Up # 1 when he asked her name. Poor Russell, my king is half baked, who is helping him? He cant cut up his meat on his own.
Gosh Dapperit, I can’t remember my login from previous seasons, anyhow, its WONDERFUL to have you two back and I was so excited to watch your first video that I had to stop what I was doing and pull over to the side of the road and watch it as soon as I got an alert that it was available!
Quick comment: Was that my beloved (ex-Serenity Doc) Sean Maher as the baby eating imprisoned vampire?! Yay!!!!!!
And more yayyyyyyys! That you’re back and rolling. So. Excited.
I just read the AfterElton recap. It was fun, as usual. As someone with artist parents who can’t sketch a straight line, I must say Andy’s sketches were wonderful.
Haha…you boys crack me up!!! ok I recognized the “sharron osborne” as our favorite cougar “Barb” from Cougar Town!! Great to see she got a new gig! Keep up the good work guys!
I replayed Rev. Newlin’s jiggy dance six times and it only got funnier. Is it weird that I want to touch his fangs?