Adam Vamp-ert
Re: Tara‘s late-night UV visit: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, holy gods of Tanning Bed Death! Be still, my beating heart! Well, she’s already dead, but it does bring to mind a certain pair of Final Destination 3-quel sausages – ahem, victims.
My first thought immediately was PAM GO TO THE RESCUE. NOW. GO. NOW. GO!!!
But also, Hoyt, what are you trying to pull off? Didn’t you hear? Punk rock is dead.
- Newlin is the New Nan Flanagan with his own big gay bag of Banana Flan Shenanigans.
- Jason upsets Mary Kay LeTourneau, and then himself.
- Arlene can’t catch a break – didn’t you love that scene with Terry? “Well, dern’t expect me to be waitin’ when you come bayyck.”
- I think Sookie gonna get sniffed out by The Pelts.
- Tara sees the stars, universe and all (like my first high! but without the ping-pong and incessant gas) almost kills that Good Christian, and makes her big entrance at Merlotte’s! Bon Temps gonna be talkin…
- Tina Majorino, how’d you get here?!? Nice app.
- Jess smells a special boy. Perhaps he’s a fairy? Not our kind; their kind.
- Veiny Meloni beefcake!
How sad, great, and desperate of Victorian-era Pam to blackmail Eric into turning her with her suicide? I’m sure she could’ve just asked please.
Eh?
Reverend Steve a the new Nan will be awesome. I really love the little speech roman gave him. When he told him he understood he wanting to feed, fuck and kill to me sounds like a great time. I hope that Tara is save by Pam. But at least she would look better than tanorexic mom. BTW you forgot Eric and Bill leather bar get up aka the harnesses. One of my favorite lines was in that scene when Tina told Eric think of it like a training bra and Eric respond it has been a long time since I wore one. I also enjoy seen their first meeting and how Lorena was afraid of him. I am really enjoy the weird Deadwood flashback of Pam
My brain was probably vibrating too much from the leather scene to post about it! But Tina stuck with me… As she does.
Loved the Return Of Lorena!
Did you notice how amazing Pam’s hair was… even AFTER being blasted by Sookie?!
Love Newlin Nan-again! He’s strongly suspect he’s up to some no good shinanigans for sure!! I’m am DYING to know who turned this guy?!!
Sooooo bored with the authoritaaay. I think Bill and Eric are finally out of there and searching for Russel, so hopefully we’ll go away from Roided out Roman.
She had that hard-to-achieve “Just Blasted Across the Dance Floor” look. Eat your heart out, Nomi Malone!
AKA Aquanet.
Great episode, that Salome likes salami, like a lot, hope she used some summers eve at least between boyz. I think Eric and Pam are the best couple ever, I don’t ship but if I did it would be for them.
{RE: Jess smells a special boy. Perhaps he’s a fairy? Not our kind; their kind.}
That boy that smells like sex and candy is Claude, Claudine’s brother (and yes, a fairy)
That would be one hell of a letdown since, in the books, Claude is a hot gay stripper.
Salome and the Dance of the three rock-hard mmm-mmm-mmm…git it girl! This brings a question mind. Vamps on Trueblood cry blood tears, right…sooooo…what fluid do they um excrete when their toes curl…you know what I mean?
I could not believe that Eric could be tricked or blackmailed into turning someone. Why would he care if a stranger he just screwed died? He has seen loads of strangers die many of them he had screwed.
I watched a scene from season one and I believe the writers missed an opportunity to play on a good past scene. Godrick was smirking and kind of laughing right before he changed Eric. Followed by a serious statements … walk with me in darkness….I will be your father, mother and child. Bla bla bla… It was kind of touching in a sicko vampire sort of way. Then he bites Eric and kills him. Eric should have done a version of that to Pam.
Season 1-3 was better than 4 and now 5. They are rushing and screwing up some good potential scenes in order to get every person’s story in. On top of that they are pursuing the authority story line and it is truly dull. I fear the show is playing out.
I think Eric already had intentions of turning her, no matter what he said to her. You could tell she intrigued him.
Why isn’t Laffy more concerned about what happened to Jesus’ body?? And why is no one looking for him like they are Debbie?
I KNOW, RIGHT?! Although poor Jesus apparently had no life outside of his scenes with Lafayette – no apartment, no friends … was he even still working as a nurse when all the wichy-poo went down?