Jus’ gonna say it: in the first six minutes alone of tonight’s episode, three different men were almost entirely nudie. Unfortunately, they were in all different rooms, and the wrong Stackhouse was kneeling in front of Alcide, but HBO is really throwing cock at its queer audience. Frankly.
Now. Plot!
- Lafayette broke all his favorite talking figurines.
- Brainblast reveals a woman from the Authori-tay released Russell?!
- Salome and Beef Meloni enter the vault of the Sorcerer’s Stone.
- Terry‘s flashbacks continue to terrorize our children.
- Aw, look, the Smoke Monster from Lost got another gig!
- Hide-n-seek in Abandoned Asylum of St. Jump Scares.
- Luna dies (?), when really Hoyt‘s costumer should get the bullet.
- Jason‘s Christmas nightmare drips red.
One statement remains, season-fivers: “We need to talk about the fact that I puked on your shoes.”
Flashbacks of Russel being taken to the abandoned hospital were adorable! Baby infant hamster realness!
Maloney Baloney and Salome Salami = snorey borey!
Tara cleans up good! Now will she mop the floor with Jessica’s hair?
But the REAL question is: where did Jason find underoos that fit him?! It was kinda creepy to see him as a grown man, but Sookie was still a kid. Bloody Cheerios FTW!
When I saw that Angela Robinson (“The L Word,” “D.E.B.S.”) wrote this episode, I knew it would be pretty gay. And I loved it.
Am I the only one who thought of Voldemort about to be dumped in the cauldron in the Russell memory images?
I think Sookie should be drunk more often and Tara should dress like that from now on. I just hope Tara and Jessica can get past the whole ex-sucking thing.
What about headless Jesus with his mouth sewn shut? Been trying to figure out that symbolism, but I think we now know Lafayette’s not the only medium in his family.
So who’s killing the Shifters? Werewolves, maybe? And which Vamps killed Sookie and Jason’s parents? Hmmm, this season is getting interesting.
Something else I’ve been wondering about is where’s Sarah Newlin, these days? We know what happened to Stevie Newlin, but what about her? Jason’s plot makes me wonder if Fellowship of the Sun will come back (please, no).
OMG, and we just made a Herbie Fully Loaded reference last week – Ms. Robinson directed it, no? As for Sarah Newlin, I’ve been wondering the same thing since the premiere. Clearly she’s too busy filming a capella musicals with Anna Kendrick.
AND having two lines in The Help – the trrrramp.
Oh my, she did direct Herbie Fully Loaded. So she directed Lindsay Lohan, Before Lesbian, and wrote the episode where Papi, I mean Luna, got shot. Miss Robinson is everywhere.
there’s an interview with her on Inside True Blood Blog, here -http://www.inside-true-blood-blog.com/blog/2012/6/20/the-fangover-who-are-the-authority-mellen-campiness-and-baby.html
I was hoping it was something that we’d see on TV in the background or a scene with Steve watching it.
Lafayette’s Wonderfalls moment was truly something to behead. I mean, behold. They’re laying on the John the Baptist imagery extra-thick these days, eh?
Where’s superqueero Jaye Tyler when ya need ‘er?
Michael McMillen said on Twitter that he did film a scene with Anna Camp to show them getting divorced but it was cut from the episode… shame!
That is a shame. It just doesn’t make much sense to have Stevie Newlin come back and not say anything about Sarah Newlin. I thought maybe they were going to have Jason go all Fellowship, again, after finding out Vamps killed his parents, and that’s when Sarah would whip out her vanilla pudding again.
There is an theme of creepy dolls in this show – the dirty, tattered one that Mavis gave her baby, the Russell baby doll and the Marie Osmond… I’m not holding my breath for the Mattel range… in a store near you soon.
Alcide: “You don’t know how long I’ve waited for this.” Waited for what? To get horizontal with Sookie when she’s blotto? Not his finest hour.
I continue to be amazed at Sookie’s lack of quality snooze time. We’re five eps in and she’s still peppy. First 4 shows were night-day-night, (and 5th was continuation of the previous night) – so by my count she’s been up for 96 hours. Please, just so I can enjoy the show, please take a nap!
I think a group from The Stake House killed the shifters and shot Sam and Luna. I am thinking Jason may soon be there newest member.
Hoyt looked like he was dressed for a Red Hat Society meeting.
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Oh my, the Red Hats. Now I’ll imagine Hoyt in a Red Hat with a purple feather boa every time I see him. It’s a good look.
Question for your blog: Do you think Lilith could be a rouge fairy that had offspring with a demon to create the first vampires?