Nia party peoples! As you may have noticed, we have not yet unleashed this week’s BloodWork! True Blood video recap on an unsuspecting (and generally uninterested) public. That is because, in the tradition of some of the greatest horror movie characters, this week’s episode fell prey to a house – not a haunted house or a cursed house, mind you, but a notable house for reasons of its own.
There’s no need to throw the tennis ball marked “1″ into the closet or anything. Fact is, Andy and I bought our first home earlier this week (Humbert and Weezie kicked in some cash they had socked away from their early kitten-calendar modeling days) and are moving this weekend – and try though we might, we could not find the time between the close and packing and work and our intensive beauty regimens to shoot a recap. Which sucks, because the episode was a total pisser.
The important thing is that BloodWork! Studios will soon have a new home (and one that was built in the 1800s, so there had better be a ghost, yo!), and we can’t wait to get back to drinking on camera. We’re just sorry that we couldn’t join the fun this week!
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled supernatural abduction via television:
See ya on the flipside, y’all!