
In this week’s episode we discuss Sookie‘s latent powers, Alcide’s nutcracker buns, and of course Lafayette’s “Molly – you in danger, girl” moment. We also argue the relevance of Warlo (Marlo Thomas‘s evil twin), debate the merits of a Sam Merlotte sandwich, and solve the mortgage crisis. AGAIN.
A lady needs her private time, y’all!





Great Vlog guys! It makes an already awesome episode even more amazing getting your take on it! I agree the Stephen Moyer did an excellent job directing… he knows how to set up a very nice man buns shot
Loving the ideas for Sookie’s secret fairy powers, maybe the seafood knows something important, like what the deal is with Warlio, or what big lady likes cheetos and menthols.
Andy, I don’t think Bill is as shady as Brian thinks he is… he’s as always getting stuck in a crummy situation and now getting sucked in by Lorena 2.0 and has to play along… since blasphemy = beheading when Russell is around
So, is Russell going to offer Steve werepuppy Emma as a gift next week??? Maybe that’s what will get him to take out stupid baby eater if he goes after Steve’s new pet!
So glad you are getting settled in, and the kitties are adjusting well. Thanks for taking the time to entertain us!!
Congrats on the new home!
I’ve got a question, I’ve got a question. I’m a reader and a watcher and I wanted to know which characters from the books do you miss and would like to pop up on the show? Hands down, for me it would be Diantha simply because I’d like to hear an actor develop her speech.
Wow! Great episode last Sunday – I can hardly wait for your review this week! I’m wondering if, going into the last 3 episodes of the season, we could start a dead pool? Who do we suspect will meet their maker (sorry, had to say it) by season’s end?
Keeping in the Olympic spirit, which True Blood character would you most like to see compete in the Olympics and in which sport?
that’s a brilliant one!
Cool vlog this week!
I agree that Warlow has to be some type of vampire/fairy hybrid. Maybe he was a fae-human like Sookie and then he was made vampire. That would explain why Claudine knew who he was.
I think Maxine Fortenberry is ‘The Dragon’ and the leader of the ‘The Obamas’ because that would explian how they knew all about the shifters since Tommy lived with her before he died. And she told Sam to call her Mama…shame on you Maxine.
And what do you think of this idea…what if cute-quirky iStake Molly is the REAL Lillith? I would love that because I like Molly. And what if she’s got Bill playing along with the Sanguinistas to flesh them all out and to see how far they will go…that would be cool right. Peace Out Y’all!
I like your Molly-as-Lilith idea. That would be cool
I lean towards Bud and his mistress being the dragon and the large lady with the bad diet, but we’ll see!
This season is flying by, darn it…
Wondering if Warlow is fae for William! Am I the only one that thinks Warlow is Bill? That would explain why Sookie had a connection with him. Maybe Bill drinking Lilliths blood gave him the power to appear to Sookie like that. I hope I’m wrong about this.
I agree Chunter I think Maxine is the leader of the “Obamas”
First Many Blessing on the New house…May your roof never leak and your Boiler never run cold. Get those Kitties a cat nip plant they deserve it for the move.
This Vlog was one of the best …But creepy corner??? I think that shadow Waro.
My Question for the Authorita: What is your favorite line from this season so far?? Mine is from ep8 when Sookie was flashin the night away and she hit Jason …Sookie to Jason are you alright?? I’m ok you just hit me in the head!! LOLOLOL
Have fun unpacking …and the Xanadu ref well you live in Jersey now they have the defunct Xanadu Mall..lolo..
I think he is one of the bad fae, re the ones with pointy nasty ass teeth from last season and in the books. That’s why Claudine knew him so well and Sooks could see through his eyes. Hey Bri, I want to know what Andy was drinking this week, I need to mix that up, get drunkie-poo. he was cracking me up.
I am with spurschick here on the Olympic theme but with a variation… Which role would you have Tom Daley (the dreamy British diver) play in True Blood? Since the show has so many brits, can someone send him a script or something???
And great vlog as usual! It really makes each ep even better (even when they are a bit meh)…
I do think Warlo has to be someone we’ve met before – maybe that crazyass Franklin Mott? Not sure how it could be Bill as it would not make sense for him to be looking for Sookie yet since he was assigned to do that only when Sookie’s cousin Hadley blabbed to the crazy queen… But the plot’s become so convoluted I can’t always follow…
Good luck with your boxes… remember that you do not need to open them all up this decade… it is perfectly acceptable to move unopened boxes to the next house…
I don’t know how this Warlo could have had any problem finding Sookie before now. It makes no sense to me. If she smelled that delicious, he should have tracked her down by now.
Maybe he’s been silvered or cemented in the ground all this time after he killed Sookie’s parents and he just got free? But that would imply someone else protecting her…..Oh wait!! Was Claudine’s fairy-blast something that could have incapacitated him all this time? OR perhaps Grandpa Niall did something to him and he just got loose….hmm.
So happy you’re getting settled into the new place.
Question for the Authoritay:
It would be one of the funniest dysfunctional families on the show, that’s for sure.
What do you see happening with Pam and Eric after he returns to Fangtasia? Will she stay there with her daughter? Will Eric take on a Grandfatherly role of protection?
Best vlog this season, and you’ve given me the courage to admit that I went to hbogo and watched Alcide and his new puppy competing in the nude Olympics over and over and over
I’m also a little concerned about Air-Rick: it was weird to see him assume the role of the voice of reason among the vamps. When he chose to leave the party early, I fear he may be placing a target on his tight Viking butt.
I’m addicted to your vlogs as much as the show now — thanks Brian & Andy! I think you’re right — that lady with Bud — Large Marge or whatever her name is, is the Dragon, not Maxine Fortenberry. Question for the Authoritaaay: How wonderful would it be for Maxine to fight Large Marge to save Hoyt — and who would win? How?
Aaand, I wonder if Warlo is Bill’s grandfather. Sookie drank Bill’s blood, who drank Lorena’s…who’s her daddy?
Loved the reference to the interior illusions lounge! LOL
Question our Authoritay:
If another TB character could shift into Sam, who would you LOVE to see Sam Trammell play?
Great work guys! I love your videos and they are part of why I get excited about True Blood season!
I’m with Sookiemonster – I think Sookie forms energetic connections with vampire who she shared blood with (directly or indirectly). They did mention Lorena’s sire with a different name – when she’s about to kill Bill (har har) in Russell’s slave quarters – he sounded especially vicious and f**d up. It’s not Bill or Eric (Claudine met them both & didn’t appear to recognize either one). Maybe Russell though (he’s had Sook’s blood too, so that could be enough for an energetic connection?). Perhaps Bill has a vamp brother via Lorena? (he does have a sis in the books).
several things: don’t you see the comparison between the review of the murder of sookie’s parents and the same with the review of Hadley’s murder with Amanda? Also, the foreshadowing of Bill gone Bad and Bad Angelos? Sookie’s visit to her histpry and Buffy’s season 5 visit with the first slayer… Anyway…
question: a lot of people have died, or met the true death, since season 1… Who would you bring back from the beyond if you could?
I’ve been thinking the Dragon has to be Bud. All those years as sheriff he had to have seen some crazy stuff and left in what appeared a fed up nervous break down.
You may be close on the vamp/fairy hybrid for ?Warlow. What if a vamp turned a fairy? And what if that Vairy wasn’t tracking Sookie to eat her but because she’s his grandaughter? Grandad is a big part of the books.
To mdcarver1980
I like your question. Thinking logically, I would bring back Godrick to help Eric. But who I’d like to see come back especially now that Tara is a vampire? Franklin, I think he would be great for the show especially if there were a war going on. Imagine his surprise when he finds out that Tara has been turned. It could make for a great story!
Wish that the vamp that killed Sookies parents was one already on the show. Now another new mystery!
My Question Our Authority: True Blood episodes are named after songs that usually relate to that episode (“Strange Love”, “You Smell Like Dinner”, etc). What song would you choose for the title of the next episode and how would the plot relate to that song?
Question for the Authoritaay:
Now that Pam knows something terrible has happened to Eric will she try to help him even though she could put her new baby Vamp, Tara, in jeopardy? I know he cut all ties with her but she still cares for him very deeply!