Blood Work! “True Blood” Recap 5.12: A Merkin Horror Story

Some say the world will end in fire, others in ice. If this season’s Blood Work! finale is any indication, both might be a little bit right – because the signature cocktail of The Rapture is officially CAJUN MARGARITAS.

So, again, we’re super-sorry that this is so late coming, but better late than never, right? Join Andy and me as we discuss multiple fairy births, hot ghosts, Sam for breakfast, and of course the ceremonial passing of the bloody merkin from Lilith to the puddle of raspberry tart that used to be – SPOILER ALERT! – our very own butt-cutted, bad boy, Bill Compton.

We also name the winners (yes, there’s an “s” on that!) of this year’s giveaway, make predictions for Season 6, and actually have a little fun along the way. I do want to point out that the cajun margaritas aren’t the only things spicy in the season capper – we do get a little livelier than usual in our criticism of the show, but we hope that everyone realizes that it all comes from a place of love. And tequila. Delicious, delicious tequila…

Enjoy – and thanks so much for your patience and kind sympathies in our absence! You kids are the best, forreals.

Who’s ready for next year? Let’s see this merkin in action.


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