Andy shows off our decorations for the season of the beeotch!
Heya, skittles! Sorry I’ve been MIA but I’ve been a bit under the weather and working my sniffly little tail off at the second episode of House of Horrors, which has something that should make you fans of pointy things very happy: It’s a crafting how-to for Slasher Lanterns!
The full episode will be up later this week with the 1-2-3 on how to make one of these puppies for yourself in no time at all. In the meantime here are a few news bits for ya…
- The kid who plays Finn on Glee has signed on to Breaking the Girl, the first teen-centered thriller about cool kids who blackmail a mousy girl into murder ever to be named after a Red Hot Chili Peppers song.
- British censors have deemed the ad for Antichrist “not offensive” because it’s pretty impossible to get turned on by anything involving Willem DeFoe. (Zing!) Actually, having seen the film I can confirm that it’s pretty woody-proof unless you’ve got a thing for underbites and dead animals.
Sean Faris is wet.
- Let the Right One In remake Let Me In started shooting last week, with the awesome Richard Jenkins (Six Feet Under, The Visitor) in the role of the young vamp’s caretaker.
- I gotta admit, if anything is going to get me to watch The Vampire Diarrheas, it might be the addition of Dave DeCoteau Underwear Factory vet Sean Faris to the cast.