Andy shows off our decorations for the season of the beeotch!
Heya, skittles! Sorry I’ve been MIA but I’ve been a bit under the weather and working my sniffly little tail off at the second episode of House of Horrors, which has something that should make you fans of pointy things very happy: It’s a crafting how-to for Slasher Lanterns!
The full episode will be up later this week with the 1-2-3 on how to make one of these puppies for yourself in no time at all. In the meantime here are a few news bits for ya…
- The kid who plays Finn on Glee has signed on to Breaking the Girl, the first teen-centered thriller about cool kids who blackmail a mousy girl into murder ever to be named after a Red Hot Chili Peppers song.
- British censors have deemed the ad for Antichrist “not offensive” because it’s pretty impossible to get turned on by anything involving Willem DeFoe. (Zing!) Actually, having seen the film I can confirm that it’s pretty woody-proof unless you’ve got a thing for underbites and dead animals.
Sean Faris is wet.
- Let the Right One In remake Let Me In started shooting last week, with the awesome Richard Jenkins (Six Feet Under, The Visitor) in the role of the young vamp’s caretaker.
- I gotta admit, if anything is going to get me to watch The Vampire Diarrheas, it might be the addition of Dave DeCoteau Underwear Factory vet Sean Faris to the cast.
First: Buzz, I’m sorry to hear that you’re not feeling well. Second, OMG! Who is this delicious dude named Sean Faris??? I’m usually not turned on by children, but he’s one I would like to corrupt and tarnish. Third, I love Richard Jenkins: he’s awesome in everything he touches. I can’t get enough of him. Finally, Foxy Andy and Bodacious Buzz, I am totally stoked about the next installment of “House of Horrors”; I especially love the arts and crafts.
Stay healthy, Buzz. There’s a lot of nasty flus and colds running around this time of year.
I watched Vamp Diaries for the first time last week while waiting for Supernatural (I’ve given in to my preteen online friends and gotten addicted to it) and didn’t really pay attention. Ian Somerhalder still looks smoldering. I liked Sean Faris in that awful teenage fight club movie but that’s only because he was pitted against Cam Gigandet who has a great body but looks like a neanderthal.
i saw the original Let the right one in and it was brillant, dark and distrubing. I cant believe they are remaking this movie. I hope they dont screw it up and I dont think they could make it any better than the original. Why mess with something that is already great! oh yeah and this Sean Faris guy is 100 kinds of ways yummy!
Feel better! I have to admit, I already watch Vampire Diaries because I think Ian is hot. There, I said it. And, sorry to be greedy, but are we getting a Dexter recap? Pretty please with Sean Faris on top?
Thanks for the get wells, folks! Yeah, just a head-cold and I’m over the hump now … although I’ll just go ahead and call it Swine Flu just to sound current.