In this week’s daylight-averse episode, we recap the latest bloody installment of True Blood … but first we take a nap. Hey, rambling drunkenly into a videocamera is tough work! (Just ask Bill O’Reilly.)
For our take on the latest vampy goings-on in the hit HBO show, the newest True Blood paper dolls and the introduction of the Sookie Monster, check out the loony new ep, below – and don’t forget to click through the jump for the winner of last week’s Cubicle Puppetshow Theatre!
And that’s far from all: After the jump, Andy unleashes TWO more of his True Blood paper dolls!
Thaaaat’s right: It’s unfortunately-coiffed Civil War vet Bill Compton and telepathic roadhouse waitress Sookie Stackhouse! For both this week’s and last week’s designs (downloadable for free and easy to print and cut!), head on over to Andy’s website.
In last week’s vlog we also introduced the Blood Work! True Blood Cubicle Puppetshow Theatre contest, in which we invited you wacky kids to kill time at work by putting on shows for your officemates with the dolls and sending us pics of the results. As promised, we’ve picked a winner from this week’s submissions, which you can meet below (along with a few more entries in addition to the ones posted last week). Congrats to the winner, who will receive something limited-edition (and very possibly edible, in a pinch) from between our couch cushions!
And the winner is….
Dorthea FTW!
Here are a few other recent entries that caught our eye:
Thanks, Patrick! Kitty has good taste.
Nice use of glitter, Yanco!
So get out your shears and your rickrack and go to town on Bill, Sookie, Lafayette and Pam, and send your pics to me before 9PM EDT next Sunday. Creativity counts, and may the best fangbanger win!
Great VLOG as usual, guys.
I liked this episode of True Blood more than I did last week’s. Obviously, Eric’s body had a lot to do with it.
I enjoyed the “Nan Flanigan” character verbally slapping the other vampires down.
The Hoyt, Maxine and Jessica dinner was good.
The coolest part is Sam turning into a fly and then showing up naked at Andy’s room.
I still have a problem with the non-existent Godric plot line. There seem to be far too many dangling plot threads that never go anywhere. With Godric it seems as though he only existed within the story as a device to get Sookie to go to the Fellowship of the Sun and to get Eric to cry in front of Sookie in order to seduce her.
Luke was utterly superfluous as a character.
The point of True Blood seems to be to provide and endless stream of salacious moments – the actual plot be damned. Which is fine. Because True Blood has been very entertaining. However, it’s like cotton candy – I don’t think I’ll be getting the DVD.
True Blood needs a Tangina (Poltergeist) character for season 3. That would be cool.
I have a theory about why certain non-supernatural people appear to “immune” to Maryann’s control. Have you noticed that every time Maryann exerts her will over others, drugs or alcohol seem to be involved? I think people need to be in an ‘altered’ stated before they fully succumb to her powers. For instance, when Andy went to Maryann’s house party, the first thing Maryann did was hand him a glass of champagne (and it appears that he was affected by her just like everyone else). But when Andy was stone-cold sober chasing after the pig in the woods, he was able to see the orgy for what it really was. I think the reason the whole Merlotte’s crowd is so easy for Maryann to control is because they’re always drinking in a bar – it makes them easy prey.
Holy Crap!! I’m so touched! I never win anything! Thank you.
Your bloody tears intro was hysterical. I wonder, if supes are resistant or immune to Maryann, why did Daphne succumb? And I so agree that Sookie should have thought before she sucked…words to live by! Brian, being so health concious by taking out the potato chips from your stud sammich. Great vlog this week!
@Gabrielle: Hmmm … Lafayette did give Arlene a shot of Patron before she turned black-eyed peas, didn’t he? And MaryAnn did make a point of serving Bloody Marys in the morning … so maybe Ms. Thornton’s sobriety really is the key for her, but why’s Lafayette not succumbing? He’s always drunk! Could it be the vamp blood?
@Dorothea: My take is that Daphne succumbed by choice when she realized how powerful MaryAnn was. And thanks, and congrats! Working on that prize …
@CoryJ: If it’s worth anything, Godric got LOADS more character development on the show than he did in the book, which was limited to Sookie’s POV. As for the superfluous characters, there are lots, you’re right – but as long as they’re fun or have slammin’ man-cleavage … I’m okay with that!
Love your take this week. I’m gonna miss smiling Eric though. He would smile and make jokes last season (especially at Bills expense) but once he found out that Godric was taken, he was all business. Once he got him back, all smiles. I loved how he looked at the camera and grinned when Sookie was “saving him from death” lol. Now that Godric is gone, I think the gore factor will be going up again. YAY for that alone.
I think Sookie realized how stupid she was being tricked by Eric. She admitted in her conversation with Jason; they could both smarten up more. I was talking with some others and we agree, the sibs do have some inappropriate sexual chemistry. I blame RK. He had chemistry with the bathrobe he was wearing lol.
Did you notice when Lafayette went to get Tara, he didn’t have on earrings or eyelashes. IJS
I so want Nan to meet Pam. I loved the “Thats nice” when Sookie was trying to explain how Godric rescued her from Gabe. And on that, I miss Pam in general. She could have peeked in on Lafayette and he could of been all “Bitch, I aint got time for you right now. I gotz to rescue my people” Pizazz baby lol.
Forgot something that had me yelling at the TV. Bills all devastated b/c Sookie had some of Eric blood. He’s all like “he’ll know your feelings and you’ll be attracted to him sexually.” Then she has the sexy dream and wigs out. Um, isn’t that exactly what happened when she first drank from Bill. He even told her that. Then she had the 3 sexy dreams about Bill, but that’s ok I guess.
Aaaand, he chased after young boy and bit the shiz-nit out of him, but that’s OK to b/c he didn’t completely drain him. Pick a lane Bill, you’re starting to get on my nerves.
Just a thought, shouldn’t Lafayette be sexually attracted to Eric since he drank a lot of his blood to recover a couple of episodes back? Would have liked to see those dreams!
OMG your your video recap is the highlight of my week. You guys never disappoint. You two are so adorable. I wish you all were coming to DragonCon in Atlanta this year. My friend Sharon and I would have loved to meet you. I do have to say I am saddened by Godric’s death.
For my 2 cents a naked Eric is yummy but if there was a naked Eric and naked Godric together I would so be in Heaven.
Did y’all notice Maryanne noting Lafayette’s strength over MUCH bigger Eggies ( Edith Massey named him)? Even with all the changes they did justice to Living Dead in Dallas, which I think is the best book in the series.
I liked seeing Alex without vamp makeup in that bed scene, ol Sooks is dreaming of him as a human. I wonder what Stephen did when they were filming that? As usual the vlog cracked me up, I look forward to it almost as much as I do the show.
Lafayette’s apparent immunity to Maryann is a bit of a conundrum. However, I think Lafayette’s been ‘off the sauce’ since he was released from Fangtasia (although personally, I’d probably be drinking myself into oblivion to avoid dealing with all the PTSD). I’m pretty sure we haven’t seen him consume any intoxicants on camera this season (other than Eric’s blood, of course) – he seemed pretty hell-bent on turning over a new leaf and leaving the past behind him . . .
Let’s take a moment, if we could, for the talented Mr. Allan Hyde, who played Godric. A great talent, especially when you consider he’s a frickin’ teenager, born in December 1989.
Special kudos to Hoyt, who finally stood up to his mama (I always wonder about mothers who are THAT clingy) and my beloved Lafayette. When he beat up Eggs, I thought “he scrambled those Eggs,” but “beat those Eggs” was better. I was especially happy Lafayette beat the snot outta him after Eggs’ line “she’s my girlfriend, so you talk to me.” Please forgive my naughty language, but @*$# you, Eggs.
And may I say, though it was sad, I also teared up over the last scene, because it was really well-written, well-acted, and, from an artistic point of view, beautiful, with Godric and Sookie.
Is it just me, or did this episode make Bill look like a whining little weiner, while Eric looked like he WAS the show? I know they’re building up the love triangle, but it was clear, really, that Eric’s the prize.
I truly thought this episode would merit 10 Grace Joneses, but, if the show didn’t, by golly, your vlog always does. Great job, guys!
Just went to check my Twitter account. Of course, I follow the official True Blood Twitter and, guess what, my dears, they’re telling anyone and everyone about the paper dolls. They provide a link to see the paper dolls with, in addition, a link back to your blog. I’m sure there are lots of sites and blogs dedicated to the show, but I’ve never seen them acknowledge any of them, other than yours. Gotta say, as the daughter of two artists, you do have nice artistic style, Mr. Andy.
I pretty much died in the opening scene. I like the fact that you assign the role of the wise and ancient teenage vampire to the cat. Maybe that just proves I’m a crazy cat lady in training. I’m super excited that Eric got half a card this week, even if he had to share it with some potato chips. I’ll take that sammich to go please!
Great work guys, my wife and I have gotten as hooked on you two as we
would be on V (if we could get it!) Though we love watching each Sunday night, it doesn’t feel complete until we get to hear and see your take on
what transpired. I’m a Senior high school English teacher, and your show
would really have a lot in common with the 18th Century, with folks
like Jonathan Swift, Alexander Pope, and Voltaire. Their highest goal was
to use what you two do so well (WIT) to skewer really ripe targets dead center. It sometimes looks easy, but it is really difficult to pull off. Yet, week
after week, you hilariously, yet with sweet truthful tenderness, pull off
the lampooning (and “harpooning!”) Congrats on the excellent job you
continue to do. One suggestion for somewhere in the next episode of two–
See if you guys can score a couple pairs of those black contacts, you know,
the Maryann maenad kind. It would be a hoot to see you facing the camera with a trance-like devil zombie effect on your faces. I’m printing off the paper
dolls. Wouldn’t it be fun if Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer would cut them out and posed with themselves in the background in a photo for your site?
Thanks for all the great analyses and laughs every week. “SOOOOKIEEE!”
I’m thrilled (relieved?) that the enormous affection behind our ribbing comes through, and I really appreciate your kind words about our brand of humor. I know not this “WIT” thing you mention (is it like Twitter for people with even shorter attention spans?) but I’ll take it as a compliment.
Thanks to you both for watching, and for the suggestions!
I’m so happy you talked about the velveeta and potato chip sandwich. To me that did NOT look tasty, but I loved that Hoyt took half the sandwich after his “I don’t need you” speech. Mama’s boy til the end.
The chemistry between Sookie and Eric is so much better than that with Bill; it’s odd given that Anna and Stephen are behind-the-scenes lovers. Maybe it might make the Sookie storylines a bit more interesting.
Your guys vlogs are always so funny. I enjoy them every week. You two are adorable together. Andy did a great job with the paper dolls every week. They are awesome! I feel like you guys need to talk more about Eric (since he’s my fave), but that’s okay. I enjoy and agree with almost everything in your vlog. Keep up the good work and can’t wait for next weeks vlog.
Oh, and hopefully Andy will post the Eric doll next week. Cause if his doll comes out next week, I have a great pic I could take
Hey I love the blog!!!
I really thought Godric and Eric would have kissed at least, Im like dam they were together for 800 years!
Also Eric and Sookie dream sequence….I felt no chemistry there!!!
Also you guys didnt mention Terry!!! Omg he gives the best crazy face ever!!!
To be completely honest, the scene with Eric and Godric made me cry. Not get teary-eyed – weep, both times I saw it. I agree with AngelaS in that it was written and filmed beautifully: another moment that made me want to compare Godric to Buddha. It also made me re-evaluate Alexander’s acting skills….in a good way.
What was that whole thing with Lorena, in Sookie’s dream? It felt a little disjointed and weird to me, but where else could that happen but a dream?
I’m incredibly happy that Tara has been rescued – and that all Lafayette’s pizazz is back.
My theory as far as the people Maryann can’t control…a combination of mind over matter and supernatural powers.
Lafayette has not only drunk Eric’s blood, but regularly did V. Andy was in AA – even though he’s drinking again, he’s not out of control. Sam is not only a shapeshifter, but he’s been around Maryann before and is wise to her game. Lettie Mae? Total stretch…but I say it as the exorcism.
Again, her faith in the exorcism is what keeps her from relapsing, even though it was an extensive fake act. That also explains why Miss Jeanette is dead.
I always enjoy the VLOG – its the highlight of my workweek! I cackled through the whole first scene. Thanks for being so funny and generous with your talents and time.
Another great recap. You guys always crack me up, so keep it up!
And Brian, you should join us at the Library, now that you’re feeling the Eric love.
I just realized that Lafayette does tarot cards. Maybe that has something to do with why he wasn’t affected by Maryann. Like when he said he can see right through her. Idk but its strange that he wasn’t affected. Could have been th V too who knows. Also I watch this every week and I have to say u guys r hilarious. I discovered your vlog after season 1 and I watch all of the season vlogs.
This vlog is off da hook or on dog food. Either way, I love it. In episode 9 of True Blood this week, I yawned when Godric met the Sun. Allan Hyde probably told his manager, “Get me off this show!” or asked, “Who do I have to sleep with to get off this show?” Godric had not been on long enough for me to have any invested time in his character. I do think the actor is going places though.
Sookie, Sookie, Sookie. Can this girl get any dumber? Suck bullets outta a vampire’s chest? Oh, please. She wants the Viking to invade her. She doth protest too much! This woman ain’t sucking out a thing from anywhere for anyone. I ain’t messing up my lipstick. Sook’s a ho at heart. Bill set her little prim, repressed behind free and now she is gonna pay him back with “opening up” to everyone. Whatevah. Maybe Bill needs to dump her. All she does is cause trouble and accept praise for her “tender-heartedness.” Ugh!
I was not impressed by the sight of half of Eric’s bare butt. So what? Seems to have been a crowd pleaser on other sites. You gals need to grab your significant others more.
Also, will you book people calm down. This is Alan Ball’s “True Blood.” Not the “Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries” of Charlaine Harris.
Also the desire to see Sook and Bill part is pretty fickle. Last season, the ladies just loved Bill and his Southern gentleman appeal. The new Sook and Bill is Jessica and Hoyt. And by season 3, you fans wil hate them too.
This episode was fun and I loved picking it, and Sookie, apart. Nan Flanagan kicks ass and takes no prisoners. Loved when she asked Eric, “You wanna lose your area, Viking?” Go, Nan.
Loved what you said – you are right on! Eric did nothing for me as well. Sookie was so dumb. She will become a skank. Poor Bill. I hope they will give him a makeover – soon!
Bill’s hair is fucking stupid.
it looks like a helmet
and makes him look like one of Universal’s Hollywood Monsters.
Frankenstein if I had to choose.
NOOKS AND CRANIES!!!!
I’m sorry Brian… I know he’s your Husband.. but I LOVE ANDY SO MUCH!!! I was CRACKIN UP when he said you are his!!! LOL!!! And play the game fairly!!! OMG!! DYING!!!
I usually agree with lovely Andy.. but ((((I’m sorrry Andy.. please forgive me and know that I LOVE YOU!!!)))) but ERIC IS HOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT!!! I had to “check myself” because of my love for BILL !!!!… WHOA! But Eric in the bed and all long….lean… and naked…. GOODNESS… Girlfriend had to remind myself to blink!!! LOL!!!
I also don’t really like MaryAnn’s storyline. It’s kinda boring to me.. the only interesting people in it are Andy & Sam. Tara, a person I LOVED last season is GETTIN ON MY NERVES!!! UGGGGGGGGG!!! She’s supposed to be the SMART one in the group. Just actin like she aint got no kinda sense!
But my BOY Lafayette is back!! AND YES ANDY…. HE KICKED SOME ASS!!!I was CRACKIN UP…. He “whipped up some Eggs” didn’t he!? ((hehehehe))
My FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE line THIS week was: well.. actually.. it was Hoyt singing to Jessica…. “hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm… My sweet vammmmpiiiieeerrre” … I LAUGHED SO DANG HARD I COULDN’T BREATHE….. I HAD TO PAUSE IT…. OMG!! Most people liked Sarah’s.. “I hate your hair”… but to me.. the singin was the BEST….. OMG!!!
But Brian… I TOTALLY have to agree with you this week and admit that Godric’s sun bake made me teary eyed too. I REALLY thought that entire scene on the roof was touching and sweet. I’m going to miss Godric and wanted to know more about him. I hate in books, movies, or wherever when they introduced interesting characters that don’t go anywhere (as one of you commenters said earlier). One could probably do a entire series just on Godric’s 2k years of being a vampire and THAT would be a good show!! .
It WAS totally touching and I did get a bit touched and emotional too. ((((ANDY PLEASE… I’M BEGGING YOU… DON’T BE MAD AT ME… I TRULY LOVE YOU AND AM NOT TRYING TO BE DISAGREEABLE TO YOU HONEY!!!!))))
With only three episodes left… I’m curious to see what’s going to happen. We’re going to have a TRUE BLOOD last episode party and am looking forward to trying the drink.
As always… THANK YOU FOR THE VLOG!!! See you next week!!!
First of all, congrats on the success of your paper dolls!!! It’s featured EVERYWHERE (including my fave DListed
). Yay Andy!
About the latest episode… I dunno but Sookie girl has been rubbing me the wrong way all throughout the season. I think in season 1 she was much less annoying and “smarter” and I wasn’t annoyed one bit. Maybe Rene hit her in the head far too much.
My Whatever Sookie moment of this epi:
Calling someone “not really smart” before he dies, Sookie? I mean, really? You could say anything else if you only wanted to start a conversation, “Nice tat, Godric” for example (OK not really).
To her credit though, the rest of the conversation was kind of redeeming her WHATEVER moment. Beautiful scene.
Btw guys, did any of you get ketchup in your eyes? The things you do for us…
It was sugar-based fake blood, so no peepers were harmed during the making of this vlog!
Hey guys…this was my favorite vlog so far this season. You cracked me up. And I love your pillow– not sure, but it looks like a worm and a striped cat got together and had a baby. What is that, exactly? Whatever it is, it looks snuggly and I want one!
I’ll admit; I got weepy-eyed at the scene between Godric and Eric too. But my favorite scene was probably when Lafayette and Lettie Mae showed up to take Tara away, because I was so earnestly afraid for them! I was so sure that Maryann (who miraculously did not squash Sam the fly) would do that voodoo that she do and turn them black-eyed with a snap of her fingers. Maybe the fact that she wasn’t able to get any alcohol into them was the reason she couldn’t. Everybody, even the handmaidens of a god, need to have limitations….otherwise it’s no fun.
I’ve never gotten the impression that Karl (or Carl, not sure which) has any respect or affection for Maryann. He seems to be an indentured servant for something or another. Wouldn’t be surprised at all to find that in the coming episodes, he will betray her in some spectacular way as soon as he gets the chance. At least, I really hope so! Maybe once the vamps are back in town the opportunity will arise.
I wonder if Jason had smiled or lead Godric on a little would he have been so quick to play meet the sun. I still maintain that Godric was smitten with Jason during their meet and greet at Godric’s pad.
The show down coming between Sookie and the Succubus, sorry I mean Maenad will be very interesting as MaryAnn will be unable to control Sookie as she does the normal Human population.
@dmsnsa I agree with you completely, Godric gave Jason the once over like hmmmmm come back to dallas you have friends here!!
I am hoping that we will get some flashback scenes with Eric and Godric, they have to be better than that Sookie/Eric borefest (o_0)
and you got that regina spektor song stuck in my head, thanks a ton