You know why? BECAUSE IT’S THE SECOND WEEK IN A ROW WITH NO PAM!!!
Alright, had to get that out of the way.
Otherwise, last night’s episode was a veritable all-you-can-eat sundae bar of gore, sex and one-liners. We’ll deliver our full recap later this week with Blood Work! Ep. 3.06, but in the meantime, join us in a quick autopsy of last night’s episode, after the jump…
Big moments from last night:
- Tara‘s idea of “pillow talk” is somewhat lacking. And sticky!!
- Lorna Doone has seen too many Saw movies!!
- Why do I actually love Eric even MORE for being such a self-serving manwhore?
- Scratch on, Scratch-Off, Sophie-Anne.
- Jason Crystal meow meow meow trailerpark Romeo and Juliet meow meow.
- And let’s not forget Talbot. Hell hath no fury like a 700-year-old trophy husband with a foyer full of broken Italian plaster!
So what were your favorite moments. And did you like the episode, overall?
i’m in total agreement about the lack of pam and all week i will dream of the psycho crazziness that will abound once franklin wakes up!
this show is freakin’ crazy and i love it! xD
I agree Eric stole my heart when he covered Sookie’s mouth and told her to shut up lol! I like Sookie but sometimes she does need to shut up! I loved everything about the episode especially a naked Alcide! I love Talbot to he is such a drama queen lol!
How INCREDIBLY stupid is Bill?????? Sorry Andy but trying to stake a vampire king who is THOUSANDS of years older than you???? REALLY?????? And HOW EFFING stupid is Sookie in this epi??? omg. I was about to lose my mind!
Eric was spectacular. putting his hand over Sookie’s mouth ALONE made me love him that much more. But the way he could turn his facial emotions on and off is just incredible.
Arlene and Jessica were hilarious.
Tara and Frankin were HILARIOUS. But my ALL-TIME fav part of this episode was Alcide’s naked butt. I mean it was GLORIOUS!!!!!! wow. I wanna see that AGAIN!!!!!
oh Also I am with you WTF is PAM?????????? 2 whole episodes without her is totally unacceptable!!!!!!
I believe my favorite line was when Tara called Sookie a fucking idiot for saying she wouldn’t leave without BIll. Poor Franklin. His feelings are gonna be all kinds of hurt. Oh, and I also love Eric’s creepy fake smile. Makes me laugh every time.
Sookie is a idiot on that one I mean get out first then worry about the vamp Lorna wants him to bad not to take her time
Sookie needs to get her shit together already.
Maybe this new and improved Tara can smack some sense into her!
i want eric to shut me up like that =]
can’t wait for your recap!
What about the lack of Hoyt? I miss him so much, though I’d take more Eric in a tight green sweater any day.
last night’s episode was bloody (pun intended) good! I loved every second of it, despite all the guts and gore…then again, it is True Blood lol. It was also a surprisingly emotionally charged episode too. I teared up with Bill and Lorena’s scene about him telling her about how he wished he knew her when she was still human, you could feel such sadness in his voice.
Tara, Tara, Tara…..*tsk* *tsk*…what am I gonna do with you girl?! Seriously, beating Franklin’s skull to a pulp with a studded mace….totally not cool! He is gonna have one heck of a headache when he comes to…
LOL’ed at Talbot’s shriek of disbelief as Bill hit the ceiling, that was priceless.
Sookie, we all know you love Bill…but use your head sweetie, you didn’t think it was there on top of your shoulders just for you to look pretty did you?
Eric…you naughty boy! Although I will admit it’s pretty hilarious when he clamps his hand over Sookie’s mouth to get her to stop talking.
Favorite quote came from the sadomasochist himself Franklin, when he teasingly calls Tara “a little strumpet”.
Naked Alcide-Yum-0
Tara giving Freaky Franklin a headache
Bill getting his “stake” on again!
What’s Queen Sophie’s secret on actually winning at scratch off lottery tickets?
Again, I am somewhat amused with Eric and his strategic gameplan. He will get his revenge on the King!
Missed Pam
Felt sorry for Jason
I am looking forward to next week most definitelly because hopefully Lorena will be gone for good!
Whatever Sookie..In the immortal words of Sarah Newlin.. “Grow a brain cell”..I think her microwve hands have fried her brain…
Bill: Eric save her
Sookie: Eric save Bill
Bill: Eric, Please..
Me: Oh, shut up..both of you..
Lorena has the best damn clothes, even if she were to wear a rib cage as a hat…I want her and QSA wardrobe..followed closely by Talbot’s…
Talbot, storming up the stairs, screaming in Greek whenever RE and Eric get a little close to one another!
No headache for Frankin..no pain on the other side he told Tara…So glad she didn’t kill him..cuz then we’d be back to old Tara..
Coot..so glad he still around…thought the glowy hands might have done him in! Alcide stalking in the woods, nice butt!
Jesus is a brujo’s boy..seeing as he’s from Catemaco…should we call him a witch or warlock?
Jason..was Jason in it? Poor stupid Jason..He should fit right in with Hotshot! His storyline needs to move along…picking on highschool kids..meh..
Mommy Mickens….ahh, a mothers guilt trip..I remember them well..
Tara, stupid Tara–why didn’t you STAKE him? Bashing his skull in ain’t gonna do it.
Ok Tara their was a nice long sword in the back i mean bashing the head was fine by me but lets have a little backup women . You said Lorna looked at too many SAW movies well Tara hasn’t seen enough horror flicks they are ever just dead women plus you have his blood and has hers lol hes so going to find you that was a top moment due to the fact had me laughing second would have to be Bill trying to stake Russell *shakes head NOW that that was funny .
Gosh, how handy that there should be an wall full of huge killing weapons at Tara’s disposal. How silly of her to pick up the only one that would do the least damage.
As the blood splattered on her face I said to the TV, Sweetie it makes you feel much better to beat Mott’s head, but pick the blade and cut off a few limbs. Or better yet, reduce his height by about 12 inches. I fear this little love tap is going to make him crazy in love with you.
Tara, I would love to be one of your bride’s maids!
If I saw Alcide NAKED- my first words would not have been do you have a car?
This season is back to all sorts of gore! I love it! Tara biting Franlin’s neck…his BRAIN MATTER ending up in her hair…fantastic.
I would definitely say that Alcide’s arrival in the episode was my favourite part. I was missing him…and to see him nekkid was an added bonus!
I like what Eric is up to. He knows how to play the vengeance game.
All the stories are developing nicely, it’s great! I can’t wait for next week!
Tara is my new hero: girl can kick vampire ass and save her best friend. I’m hungry for chicken fried steak with extry gravy on the side, extry mash, and no veggies. What’s a strumpett?
A strumpet is another name for a woman of ill repute, i.e…a prostitute.
Thanks, Sarah
Thanks and Wheezer for asking?! I was gonna google it.. LOL!!!
I hate that toxic cow, but “I’d like to rip you open & wear your ribcage for a hat!” was my favorite line from the episode last night! Still LMAO from it! & it was a damned evill thing to tell Sookie!
Am back in love with TB after a shaky start to S03 – Miss Lorena wearing a ribcage for a hat, Alcide’s purrfect butt (praise God for freeze frame), Lafayette’s paradise by the dashboard light, the whole Bold and the Beautiful meets the Manson clan thing happening back at the King’s mansion, Deb Pelt’s skanky outfit, and no Pa Mickens in his filthy vile shorts. But no perfect episode exists without our Pam.
OMG! This was an amazing episode. I loved it when: Eric gave fake smiles; Eric shut up Sookie; Eric put on his gay; Eric put the Queen in her place.
Sookie was irritating as usual – Tara was unconvincing as a boudoir bunny – Lorna was a bitch again – Bill was Bill – and what about the bit bull fights (in the ring) that Sam’s family has been doing?
I loved the scenes between Jesus & Lafayette. They were intense, passionate, and unbelievably sexy! I agree with Mary. I think Jesus is a warlock or maybe even Fae.
Whatever Sookie moment: 1) Sookie’s non-reaction to finding out Bill had been keeping a secret file on her…
2) How does she honestly expect to get Bill off the mansion grounds, away from Coot in broad DAYLIGHT, without Tara’s help and without knowing Alcide is there?
Loved when Eric put the Queen in her place. Powerful Eric I love, not submissive Eric.
The gore and blood was missed this season until this episode, and I loved every minute of it!
Now on to the Comic Con Preview: OMG! Instead of Whatever Sookie, there was a definite Right On Sookie moment between her and Debbie. Cannot wait for that showdown!
I look forward, as always, to your video blog. Keep up the good work!
Missing Pam? go to a Drag show, TB is way more than a one liner, so obvious
Team Sookie, thats something that you won’t see anywhere else but in the amazing Anna’s skills
As everyone else seems to have done, i also enjoyed the episode last night, especially anything involving Tara. Bitch knows how to go to town on a vamp!
I think it’s actually the best storyline of this season for comedic value…the jason story is uninteresting right now, but i know the pay off is good for his character so i’ll forgive it.
The sam storyline i kind of like, although i really don’t understand how it’s going to fit in with everyone elses story this season.
I’m really enjoying the flirtation with Talbot and Eric..didn’t the actor say that he had filmed a gay sex scene? I think i can see where this is going.
The thing i hated most though was probably the Lafayette/Jesus courtship…i don’t like the writing in their scenes… it’s all too fluffy and awkward, and i don’t think the actors really have much chemistry. If jesus turns out to be bat shit crazy or some other supernatural beastie then i might be all for it but at the moment the storyline really stands out for me as being the least engaging.
Hilarious to hear Talbot speaking in greek calling everyone idiots! haha
it was greek? i thought it was be russian LOL xD