Christmas Evils is a holiday-themed series that aims to provide you, our dear reader, with the most inappropriate and ghastly holiday gift suggestions available anywhere. You’re welcome.
For the Patrick Bateman on your list, I bring you these designer axes from Best Made Company, a clothier riding the “modern lumberjack” zeitgeist with the deadliest accessory of the season.
Yes, these are designer axes. Yes, they are deadly weapons. Yes, they are hand-painted. Yes, they cost $fucking350.
I now return you to your country’s economic collapse. Kind of makes you want to find a trader and do this:
More Christmas Evils coming next week!
I have no comment on the axes. They speak for themselves. As for Mr. Bateman and his ax? That scene is second only to a scene from the same fim—Mr. Bateman, a chain saw and running shoes. Can a girl feel imperiled and turned on at the same time?