Jason Beghe
Last year Hollywood was rocked – rocked, I say! – when an actor and former Scientologist came forward to speak publicly against the religion, which he claimed employed brainwashing techniques, attempted to ruin his career, and told him that he was in a near-fatal car crash because there was a gay person in the car. (Seriously.)
Entertainment news shows may have been rocked by the interview footage, but this gay was rocked because the actor in question, Jason Beghe, had fueled about 70% of his teenage bathroom “alone time” thanks to his wonderfully in-the-buff turn in George Romero’s 1988 simian horror flick Monkey Shines.
The late 80′s were kind to no one.
While Jason spends almost the entire movie paralyzed from the neck down, that doesn’t stop him from proudly displaying one of the hottest bods to ever grace the scarlet screen. Who knew that getting a sponge bath from Joyce Van Patten could be so damn sexy?!
More of Beghe’s considerable talents (some are mildly NSFW) – and his notorious Scientology interview – after the jump!
Jason shows us what he’s workin’ with
Jason shows some cleavage
Aaaaand stretch!
Spongebath Mypants!
Jason in G.I. Jane
Jason in his favorite sweater
And in case you haven’t seen it, here’s the full interview about Scientology, released in April 2008.
Anyone else hold a special place in their heart for Mr. Beghe, or any other himbos from horror movies past? Share ‘em in the comments!
I’d hit that harder than Freddy hit Jason.
Like I think I mentioned in a previous post, that guy from April Fool’s Day (the original, obv). I can’t think of his name. I’m sure there are more as I grew up on horror films and drooled over plenty of the guys, so I’ll have to think about it and get back to you. Love this feature and this blog!
I always liked him as an actor and that sexy voice is so hot but why didnt the ‘tologists ever help him to be a star? He’s one of those guys that just never made it but at least he still does tv shows. I liked the interviews I have seen and that also made me wonder, this guy is so street smart yet he was one of their paying members?
I absolutely love Jason in Monkey Strokes, I mean Hunky Shines.
Bill Randolph, the curly-haired blonde in Friday The 13th Part 2, and the cab-driver in Dressed To Kill. Rarely have jeans, wife-beater and painter’s cap looked so hot on a man.
Ok, thought of one! (How late am I to this game?) What about Jared Padalecki in the Friday the 13th remake? OK, it’s really new, and maybe this feature is just for vintage tail, and, OK, I didn’t actually see the movie. BUT I heard from you and others that he shows majorly impressive flesh but I’ve never seen actual pictures anywhere of him from the movie.
Crap. Now that I’m writing this, I realize what a bad suggestion it is. But I’m trying!