And For the Twelfth Slay of Christmas, My CampBlood Gave to Me…

By
Buzz
– December 24, 2011Posted in: Movies

From Friday the 13th Part 2

From Sleepaway Camp II

From Just Before Dawn

From Friday the 13th Part 3-D

From Cabin Fever

From Friday the 13th Part 2 (x2!)

From Timber Falls

From Friday the 13th

From Sleepaway Camp

From Friday the 13th

And last but not least….

Twelve Campers Croaking!

(…Eleven Poopers Popping)
(…Ten Lasses Leaping)
(…Nine Ladies Dancing)
(…Eight Maids a-Melting)
(…Seven Schlongs a-Swimming)
(…Six Twinks a-Laying)
(…Five Golden Vampires)
(…Four Calling Birds)
(…Three French Heads)
(…Two Turtle Attacks)
(…And Drew Barrymore in a Tree!)


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Buzz created CampBlood.org in 2003 to meet a need for a safe place for weirdos of all stripes to discuss horror movies from a queer perspective. Now that the campers have overtaken the Camp staff and locked them in the Arts & Crafts cabin he is questioning that decision.