So, Seriously – Where is Green Lantern “Hiding the Candy”?

As anyone who has been reading the Camp for any amount of time, jumped into my sleeping brain Dreamscape-style, or walked within 3 city blocks of me after I’ve had one too many Buttery Nipples knows, I’m a big fan of Ryan Reynolds. I loved the scamp when he was just a muscled, tousled genre himbo (Amityville, Blade: Trinity), and I still love him now that he’s a rom-com leading man and occasional superhero.

But the first full-body shots of his Green Lantern CGI suit have me wondering if he’s been taking tucking lessons from the girls from RuPaul’s Drag Race:

Seriously, this bitch could give Carmen Carrera a run for her fake vagina. And I’m more than a little creeped out by the toes. Other than that, I can’t wait to spend 2 hours pretending to pay attention to all the babble about outer space and magical rings when I’m really just staring at this impossibly smooth crotch in IMAX 3-D and trying to figure out where they stashed Ryan’s babymaker.

Can any comic nerds help out? Does his ring magically give him the perfect tuck, or does that monkey that was always hanging out with the Wonder Twins maybe carry it around for him in a tin pail?

Enquiring minds want to know.

More over at Coming Soon.


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