Joey the Vampire Wants to House You

Joey the Vampire

If you’re a fan of our True Blood recap vlog, BloodWork!, then you’re familiar with our lively theme music. But you may not know that all the original music used in the vlog was created just for the Camp by local indie music superstar Joey the Vampire.

Joey isn’t used to the limelight (unless you’re talking about the now-defunct NYC nightclub) but he has agreed to share some of his secrets: He’s a terminally single, hopelessly romantic, thirtysomething-ish pansexual playboy vampire living in Brooklyn, NY. He’s grown tired of the club scene and has instead focused on making music to amuse himself, taking inspiration from his many idols including Cerrone, Dead or Alive, RuPaul, and Vanity. Upon discovering the BloodWork! vlogs late one night he contacted the Camp and the rest is history.

Camp counselor Andy Swist was glamored to represent his talents and has gladly donated a special page to promote Joey’s music alongside Andy’s True Blood artwork. What’s available at the moment are a collection of tracks lovingly referred to as “BloodWork! the Singles”. Together they have (very) slowly started to take over the world… one bar/batmitvah at a time.

Have a listen and support Joey’s efforts by purchasing his latest release: “Get Outta My House” (Sookie’s Theme) megamix, now available on his website.

LYRICS: “Get Outta My House!” (BloodWork! House Intro Megamix)
Oh my gawd girl, it’s so good to see you!
But who’s you’re friend over there?
What’s your name?
Who invited you to my party dressed up like THAT?
You think you are sooooo cute, but nooooo!
Uh-uh honey.
It’s time ta go!
You bettah GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

Did you hear me?
Get Outta my house!
Listen, it’s my party.
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!

Look at you all dressed up in this lil “outfit”
trahhhhhhin to impress me!
It’s not working!
Ooooh! Uh-uh! BYE!

You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!

Ooooh!
Don’t you give me those little sad, puppy dog eyes!
Uh-uh! Get out! You have ta go!
Get Outta my house!

You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!

You are soooo disgusting
Do you know that?
You bettah GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!

I’ve had enough!
I’ve had it up to here… and then some.
I ain’t cryin no more!
There’s the doorway!
Bye Bye!

Ooooh! Uh-uh honey!
The jig is up! It’s time ta go! BYE!
You bettah GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!

You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!
You gotta go! You gotta go!
Only the party people. You gotta go!

It’s OVAH!

(Joey the Vampire ©2011)

You can learn more about Joey via his Myspace page and Facebook. And if you run into him in the clubs, be sure to tell him CampBlood sez “hi!”


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