Trailer Trash: “The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)” (2011)

I’m sure it’s no surprise to anyone here that The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is coming – unrated but still not entirely uncut – to theaters next week. [pauses to let audience exit the auditorium] Just in time, there’s a new trailer out for the film, in which a doughy little parking attendant obsessed with the first HC film decides to make his own 48-footed pet.

Um … enjoy.

If you ask me, this is a pretty lame trailer. Although, having seen the film myself last night, I will at least admit that it gives a pretty good picture of what lies in store, only with far less fecal matter. Considering the mass pearl-clutching that the trailer for the original film inspired when it hit the webs last year, this is a pretty pale follow-up.

Is anyone going to see this? I’ll share my strong feelings about this sequel in a full review next week, but I’m curious to hear if anyone, like, cares.


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