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Poster Roaster: “Scream 4″, “The Last Exorcism”, and more!

Posted on June 15, 2010 | 2 Comments
The Last Exorcism It’s Cirque du Soilel by way of Regan MacNeil! Okay, actually I think this poster is creepy. A touch “on the nose” maybe, but it’s hard for...
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Review: “Otto; or, Up With Dead People” (2009)

Posted on May 14, 2010 | 4 Comments
Up with dead people, down with rabbits!! The first thing you need to know about Bruce La Bruce‘s oddly-punctuated Otto; or, Up With Dead People is that you will absolutely...
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Poster Roaster: “NOES”, “The Human Centipede”, the new “Dead” and more!

Posted on April 19, 2010 | 11 Comments
A Nightmare on Elm Street The fact that this remake is even a thing that exists hurts my heart in so many ways, you guys. Like, the pain is so...
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Review: “Toxic Zombies” (1980)

Posted on April 16, 2010 | 3 Comments
Howdy campers! My name is Clinton, coming to you from deep in the heart of chainsaw massacre country. I’ve been hired on at dear ol’ CampBlood to teach everyone how...
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