Hush,
Hush Sweet Search String Report
Back by popular demand. Yes, these are actual search strings that
real sickos like yourselves entered into search engines like Google,
Dogpile, what-haves-yous, that somehow led them to this site. I’ve
listed some of my favorites below, as well as my thoughts on what
the flying unholy fuck they might have been trying to find…
burnt
vagina
That’s just wrong – never leave in for more
than 10 minutes, and never on more than 250 degrees. You don’t
want to dry that shit out.
man
eating dog
People, get to know your hypens. No, not “hymens”,
HYPHENS. Unless you really want to see a man chowing on a Pomeranian.
girls
armwrestling videos
Again, a little phrasing would help, unless you want to
see women going all Over the Top on VHS tapes.
hart
bochner ultra hot
Yessssssss!
hide not thine light under a bushel ryan reynolds
I love you fucks.
anne
geddes hedgehog
I can only imagine what this poor Christian soul stumbled
upon when they came here looking for a baby dressed as roadkill.
eric
stoltz friday the 13th
Uh… not that I know of?
mattress
humping
I believe that you were looking for this.
sissy
female magician
All aboard the Trannie
Train! Curiously, there's also an
episode of the fabulous Canadian TV show Friday the 13th:
The Series that featured a cross-dressing magician.
susan george sexy
Not on my site, she ain’t! But her costar in Tintorera
sure was…
polish
sausage san diego county
Either someone is trying to buy kielbasa in California,
or someone is out to polish every pickle in the greater San Diego
area. Either way, what does that have to do with the price of Eyes
of Laura Mars in China?
valerie
harper highway
Is that a euphamism? Or not…
movie
about girls in a mortuary girl with toothbrush
That would be One
Dark Night. And no, I wouldn’t recommend actually
watching it.
camp
blood clothing
Why of
course!
canadian
hairdresser mirror awards 2006
Who the fuck are you and why aren’t we married?
eye knife doll raven coffin
Yet another soul searching for the Stepfanie Powers
Failure, Sweet
Sweet Rachel.
film growing pubic hair
Either someone needs to get to a free clinic STAT, or this
person has scarring memories of the movie The Peanut Butter
Solution (as do I, friend… as do I). No idea why
this led here.
bradley
cooper shirtless or naked or nude or gay
Because really – aren’t they all the same?
kari
wuhrer has a penis
Now you be nice! Oh...
her
breasts were inadvertently displayed
Sure they were. And my dick was just getting fresh air.
these
are the best times of our lives...these are the best times
Killer Party!
Yaaaaay!
whore
Who’s asking? Bitch? |