Are you ready for this shit?

Alright, squids: I've finally decided to get this jalopy into gear and move to a blog format for the News section, in order to make things searchable, allow you whiners to comment, blah-zee-blah-blah-blah. The main site, Features Page, Reviews, and all that other shit are all staying put for now, with this blog-thing just picking up where the News page left off.

Speaking of which ...

The News page "left off" because my computer "went batshit" right before "Christmas" and I lost everything and was forced to buy "a new one". That was a nice big lump of coal in my stocking, believe you me. ("Puuuniiiiiiishhhh...") Anyway, we'll see if this new format makes it any easier for me to keep things cookin' over here.

It'll take me a while to get used to things, but keep your eye on this spot. Or it will keep an eye on you... MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!