Cancel the dance or it will happen thrice

Can I just say that I fully expected to be arrested for wearing this getup and toting an actual pickaxe on the subway? Nope, nothing odd about that in the least. Thank you to the random girl on the L train at 2AM who gave me a Kit Kat. And thanks to Kim & Eric for taking this kickass picture and hosting the awesome horror movie party!

Trick or treat!

In honor of the holiest of holies, illustrator and Mister-Special-Around-Here Foxy Andy whipped up this Halloween Valentine just for you. Share with your friends and families, and have an awesome and safe Halloween. (To download a hi-rez version, just click HERE.)

Much love,
Buzz

It's back: Halloween Costumes from Hell!

Ladies and germs, I'm thrilled to unveil this year's collection of Halloween costumes that never should have seen the black-light of day. For the 6th consecutive year, I've trolled the Internet for the most ill-advised party outfits out there so that we might collectively laugh at the poor judgment, taste, and overall fitness of others.

"But Buzz," you might coo, "these people are just out to have fun and don't deserve our ridicule. Can't you just leave them be?"

To that I say, just look at the douchebag above. He's perfectly happy with his Virginia Tech shooting victim outfit, his mini hoop earrings and the finest escort the greater Dallas area has to offer, so he doesn't really need our sympathy.

Enjoy, sickos!

Michael Myers' "Halloween" gag reel

My friend Dan sent me this and I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Ducky!

Blood Work "True Blood" video blog Ep. 8: Pumpkin guts and muddy buttocks!

Hey kids - there's a new Blood Work vlog up, and it's got that "new pumpkin smell"! That's right, Andy devised some sweet-ass True Blood jack-o-lantern templates that we give a try in this week's ep as we discuss Sunday's gay-vampire-heavy, dirty-cemetery-sex-filled True Blood.

Check it out over on the CampBlood Video page, where you can also find a link to download your own carving templates!

Hear me, hear me! Buzz on the radio

So I'm sure all you sickos have something better to do on a Saturday night than listen to Internet radio ...

(crickets)

But if you're near a 'puter tomorrow night at 11PM Eastern do check out The Drunkard's Dream, a radio show that has invited yours truly on to talk about gay horror movies and shit.

In the spirit of the show's title, I'll likely be hammered, (um, it is after noon, duh...) so it could get good. And if they take phonecalls, please dial in with your best Billy from Black Christmas! You know you can smell it...